When I was still living at my Grandma Janet's she noticed something kind of funny about me. All my brothers and sisters had nice, smooth hair - but my sister Abby and I ended up looking like we had fuzz. I think maybe some good conditioner would have fixed it, but Grandma sent a test to some fancy place and they said I have the fluff gene. I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I'm hoping that it means I'll get something to eat.
One day, a bunch of people and dogs came to Grandma's house and they put each of us on a table and talked about us. My hooman Mom was there and she was hoping that I could go home with her. Everybody was talking about my hair and Mom said that was okay with her, she didn't care what my hair looked like. And really, is it that hard to see why when you look at this picture of my Mom?
Yikes. Talk about a bad hair day.
Nick, darling. You NEVER publish embarrassing pictures of your humans - it's just not done. As for being a fluffernutter. Your great uncles Bogey and Jon Farleigh are both fluffernutters and both their humans would say the best cuddlers. Being a fluff means you have extra responsibilities for cuddling. It also means you'll have to endure more time on that table because you'll need to be brushed and trimmed more often. That's not a bad thing though - it makes you even more mysterious. "How does he always look so good?"
ReplyDeleteNick, no one looked at your hair because all they could see was your so very cute face. Do avoid burrs and stickers though.
ReplyDeleteOkay first, ditto to what RDM said. :)
ReplyDeleteSecond, have you seen Kelly Ripa's prom photo? The good news is that your passport photo looks better.
(BTW - I had short Pat Benatar hair once, and I'll just leave that to your imagination.)
Oh, so hard to resist posting Mandy's 80's-big-hair photo. Having lank straight hair myself there aren't many curly pictures of me.
ReplyDeleteHi! Nick! It's me Buddy!
ReplyDeleteI think you are a cute puppy! I'm beginning to like puppies. They like to play! Me too! Have a good (hair) day!
Your hair looks perfect to me!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Oskar & I have a great blog that I'd love for you to check out, www.PetBlogsUnited.com. It's a great place for pet bloggers to come together!
Happy St. Pats,
Oskar
Oh my, Nick. I'm speechless.
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